Tag Archive: Dog Haiku

Feb 16 2010

Dog Haiku #3

Ack! Ack! Ack!

I hate my choke chain Look, world, they strangle me! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!

Feb 14 2010

Dog Haiku #2 – For Valentine’s Day!

My owners’ mood is Romantic–I lie near their feet. I fart a big one.

Feb 08 2010

Dog Haiku #1

I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel.