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Jan 18 2005

Top Ten Perks of Being the New White House Dog

From David Letterman… 10. You’re one of the few dogs that is smarter than his master. 9. Heart worm? I think Cheney’s got a pill for that. 8. If you eat the President’s briefing papers, it’s not like he’ll notice. 7. “Miss Beazley” isn’t half as ridiculous as “Condoleezza” 6. K-9 color blindness means you …

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